What is the hamburgers’ motto? If at first you don’t succeed fry fry again!
I own box sets of both the Star Wars and Star Trek franchises in case you were wondering if virginity can grow back.
I own box sets of both the Star Wars and Star Trek franchises in case you were wondering if virginity can grow back.
This is an X and Z conversation… Y are you in the middle?
This is an X and Z conversation… Y are you in the middle?
What’s the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes? A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.
What’s the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes? A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the light bulb, two to make a documentary about it.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the light bulb, two to make a documentary about it.
Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road? To get to the Otherside!
Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road? To get to the Otherside!
If you guys don’t start appreciating my tweets, I will introduce my mom to Twitter. Don’t make me ruin this for everyone.
If you guys don’t start appreciating my tweets, I will introduce my mom to Twitter. Don’t make me ruin this for everyone.
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once Upon A Time……last night……I had a few drinks and……borrowed your credit card.
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once Upon A Time……last night……I had a few drinks and……borrowed your credit card.
What’s the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW? A cactus has the prick on the outside.
What’s the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW? A cactus has the prick on the outside.
What’s harder to pull out of than Iraq? Bristol Palin.
What’s harder to pull out of than Iraq? Bristol Palin.