What kind of paperwork do I need to fill out to get a permit to set my children free in the wild?
What do you call a group of kangaroos? A Kangacrew
What do you call a group of kangaroos? A Kangacrew
[2:30AM] *it’s quite late now. Let’s make a call* *Hey Boss, are you sleepin?* [Yes you nerd, why?] *cause I’m still doing your stupid work*
[2:30AM] *it’s quite late now. Let’s make a call* *Hey Boss, are you sleepin?* [Yes you nerd, why?] *cause I’m still doing your stupid work*
What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League? The Starry Knight
What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League? The Starry Knight
Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call it when a woman trolls you? Ans: Cunt-troll (control)
Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call it when a woman trolls you? Ans: Cunt-troll (control)
Why is a pensioners vagina like a pork pie? Because you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat.
Why is a pensioners vagina like a pork pie? Because you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat.
How many Scots didn’t turn up to vote? One in Fife
How many Scots didn’t turn up to vote? One in Fife
What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky I’ll show myself out.
What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky I’ll show myself out.
Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar? Because he was Aminor
Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar? Because he was Aminor
What’s Iraq’s favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly.
What’s Iraq’s favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly.