The ultimate aphrodisiac? Rohypnol “An aphrodisiac is a substance that increases sexual desire” Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodisiac http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam
HR: Did you call an employee stupid? Me: No, I asked if he knew he was stupid.
HR: Did you call an employee stupid? Me: No, I asked if he knew he was stupid.
If the only tool you have is a dildo, everything looks like its ready to nail.
If the only tool you have is a dildo, everything looks like its ready to nail.
What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong? A “coup d’isaster”.
What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong? A “coup d’isaster”.
Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make everything up.
Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make everything up.
What kind of paperwork do I need to fill out to get a permit to set my children free in the wild?
What kind of paperwork do I need to fill out to get a permit to set my children free in the wild?
[2:30AM] *it’s quite late now. Let’s make a call* *Hey Boss, are you sleepin?* [Yes you nerd, why?] *cause I’m still doing your stupid work*
[2:30AM] *it’s quite late now. Let’s make a call* *Hey Boss, are you sleepin?* [Yes you nerd, why?] *cause I’m still doing your stupid work*
What do you call a group of kangaroos? A Kangacrew
What do you call a group of kangaroos? A Kangacrew
What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League? The Starry Knight
What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League? The Starry Knight
Why is a pensioners vagina like a pork pie? Because you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat.
Why is a pensioners vagina like a pork pie? Because you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat.