Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.
What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons? Jose and Hose B
What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons? Jose and Hose B
I went to the butcher’s the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”
I went to the butcher’s the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”
Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team? She kept running away from the ball
Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team? She kept running away from the ball
The asterisk was invented by someone seeing a cat’s butt and thinking that it would make a great punctuation mark. It was almost a catastrophe.
The asterisk was invented by someone seeing a cat’s butt and thinking that it would make a great punctuation mark. It was almost a catastrophe.
Control this is astronaut Douglas sending transmission from the Milky Way..we have no signs of chocolate..or caramel..I’d like to come home
Control this is astronaut Douglas sending transmission from the Milky Way..we have no signs of chocolate..or caramel..I’d like to come home
What gun would Jesus outlaw first? A nail gun
What gun would Jesus outlaw first? A nail gun
What do you call a letter written by a feminist? Hate male
What do you call a letter written by a feminist? Hate male
An Irishman and his bean soup Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty.
An Irishman and his bean soup Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty.
DOCTOR: Does it hurt when I do this? *takes you out several times then acts distant*
DOCTOR: Does it hurt when I do this? *takes you out several times then acts distant*