Why couldn’t Germany win a world war? Because they’d Russia lot
What’s the best form of protection when you don’t have a condom? A fake name
What’s the best form of protection when you don’t have a condom? A fake name
What’s Captain Hook’s favourite kind of shop? The second hand shop.
What’s Captain Hook’s favourite kind of shop? The second hand shop.
I put the ‘fun’ in functional alcoholic.
I put the ‘fun’ in functional alcoholic.
Look, you invented bread and I invented knives. Let’s combine forces and we could be the best thing since…well we’ll think of that later.
Look, you invented bread and I invented knives. Let’s combine forces and we could be the best thing since…well we’ll think of that later.
Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.
Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.
Sometimes you run into people who totally change your life for the better. Bartenders.. Those people are called bartenders
Sometimes you run into people who totally change your life for the better. Bartenders.. Those people are called bartenders
Dear algebra, Stop telling us to find your x, she’s never coming back. Don’t ask y. Sincerely, PB1541
Dear algebra, Stop telling us to find your x, she’s never coming back. Don’t ask y. Sincerely, PB1541
What do you call a spelling mistake on a map? A topographical error.
What do you call a spelling mistake on a map? A topographical error.
A man enters an auto parts store. Man: “I need a windshield wiper for a Smart Car” Clerk: “Well, only if you throw $20 into the trade”
A man enters an auto parts store. Man: “I need a windshield wiper for a Smart Car” Clerk: “Well, only if you throw $20 into the trade”