the dvd logo will hit the corner of the tv screen if you wait 6 hours. thats what i did today. no regrets.
*at the pharmacy* I WOULD LIKE THE PILLS THAT ALLOW ME TO CONTROL BIRTH *pharmacist blinks* GIVE THEM TO ME, SORCERER
*at the pharmacy* I WOULD LIKE THE PILLS THAT ALLOW ME TO CONTROL BIRTH *pharmacist blinks* GIVE THEM TO ME, SORCERER
Why was the rabbit hopping in circles? Because I shot its leg off.
Why was the rabbit hopping in circles? Because I shot its leg off.
If you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
If you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
What’s Bob Marley’s favorite dessert? Pot pie.
What’s Bob Marley’s favorite dessert? Pot pie.
What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech
What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech
Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
A man goes to the library Man : do you have the new book on small penises? Women : sorry, I don’t think it’s in yet. Man : yeah, that’s the one!
A man goes to the library Man : do you have the new book on small penises? Women : sorry, I don’t think it’s in yet. Man : yeah, that’s the one!
Hey girl , are you interested in boning pasta? Because I can f u silli.
Hey girl , are you interested in boning pasta? Because I can f u silli.
*SEES SPIDER DRESSED AS A CLOWN IN THE SHOWER* **LEAVES THE UNIVERSE**
*SEES SPIDER DRESSED AS A CLOWN IN THE SHOWER* **LEAVES THE UNIVERSE**