A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’ to which I replied ‘I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill.
did you hear about the new fruit powered motor? it runs on apples but it still mangoes
did you hear about the new fruit powered motor? it runs on apples but it still mangoes
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
I really showed that Rubik’s Cube who’s unemployed.
I really showed that Rubik’s Cube who’s unemployed.
What is a zombie’s favorite restaurant? Subway: East flesh!
What is a zombie’s favorite restaurant? Subway: East flesh!
I swallowed my NyQuil with a 5 Hour energy and a latte and now my pet unicorn Steve and I are off to bake cheesecakes.
I swallowed my NyQuil with a 5 Hour energy and a latte and now my pet unicorn Steve and I are off to bake cheesecakes.
If I have trouble finding an arm hole while putting on a dress shirt, I imagine I’m rehearsing for my show “Damien Fahey: Shitty Magician”.
If I have trouble finding an arm hole while putting on a dress shirt, I imagine I’m rehearsing for my show “Damien Fahey: Shitty Magician”.
If you need a loan who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
If you need a loan who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
Maybe Hitler did nothing wrong… Maybe he was reich.
Maybe Hitler did nothing wrong… Maybe he was reich.
Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany? diepole
Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany? diepole