Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes? A: With little Nazis.
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
I’m always on the guest list at Club Sandwich.
I’m always on the guest list at Club Sandwich.
If you pooped everything out and then only ate corn after that, would your next poop just be a pile of corn? Oh sorry welcome to PF Chang’s
If you pooped everything out and then only ate corn after that, would your next poop just be a pile of corn? Oh sorry welcome to PF Chang’s
This sub is so inactive There hasn’t been a post all year!
This sub is so inactive There hasn’t been a post all year!
Not to brag, but I can usually tell if meat has spoiled between 4-6 hours after eating it.
Not to brag, but I can usually tell if meat has spoiled between 4-6 hours after eating it.
Condoms are really counterproductive.
Condoms are really counterproductive.
Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
We should just rename television viewing “watching Geico commercials”.
We should just rename television viewing “watching Geico commercials”.
What’s the difference between a cat and a period? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a period is a pause at the end of a clause.
What’s the difference between a cat and a period? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a period is a pause at the end of a clause.