Forget “once you go black you never go back” I say “For that special occasion go caucasian”
My favorite letter is elamenopee.
My favorite letter is elamenopee.
The best joke I know. [Link to the joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3eialt/oh_you_sneaky_little_bastard/)
The best joke I know. [Link to the joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3eialt/oh_you_sneaky_little_bastard/)
You can lead a horse to water… but jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.
You can lead a horse to water… but jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.
My shower had a bit of mildew- -but all it took was a little… scrubbing!!!
My shower had a bit of mildew- -but all it took was a little… scrubbing!!!
How does Hitler tie his shoes? One Jew at a time!
How does Hitler tie his shoes? One Jew at a time!
Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human? He was just chasing tail.
Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human? He was just chasing tail.
What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago
What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago
Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman.
Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman.
Forgot to pack tights so I’m wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady.
Forgot to pack tights so I’m wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady.