CHINA: how can we fix our economic problems??? GERMANY: how do we reestablish our engineering reputation??? USA: OH MY GOD RAT WITH A PIZZA
“I shaved for this shit?” – All of us at one point in our lives.
“I shaved for this shit?” – All of us at one point in our lives.
Yo mama’s soo ugly.. One Direction went the other way.
Yo mama’s soo ugly.. One Direction went the other way.
With Tim Cook being gay and all… It’s no wonder he likes dongles so much.
With Tim Cook being gay and all… It’s no wonder he likes dongles so much.
A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.
A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.
“hoes before hos” –the belief that your garden’s needs should always come before your bitch’s.
“hoes before hos” –the belief that your garden’s needs should always come before your bitch’s.
What’s the difference between Botox and Borax? Two letters.
What’s the difference between Botox and Borax? Two letters.
Jehova’s witnesses don’t celebrate halloween I guess they just don’t appreciate random people coming up and knocking on their doors.
Jehova’s witnesses don’t celebrate halloween I guess they just don’t appreciate random people coming up and knocking on their doors.
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!
Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery? There were too many frames.
Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery? There were too many frames.