Forget “once you go black you never go back” I say “For that special occasion go caucasian”
My favorite letter is elamenopee.
My favorite letter is elamenopee.
The best joke I know. [Link to the joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3eialt/oh_you_sneaky_little_bastard/)
The best joke I know. [Link to the joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3eialt/oh_you_sneaky_little_bastard/)
You can lead a horse to water… but jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.
You can lead a horse to water… but jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.
My shower had a bit of mildew- -but all it took was a little… scrubbing!!!
My shower had a bit of mildew- -but all it took was a little… scrubbing!!!
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Dad Joke Survivors A nickelodeon presentation.
Dad Joke Survivors A nickelodeon presentation.
What’s the best thing about having sexy with twenty one year olds? There’s twenty of ’em. edit: autocorrect is a bitch – we all know what it should say.
What’s the best thing about having sexy with twenty one year olds? There’s twenty of ’em. edit: autocorrect is a bitch – we all know what it should say.
Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human? He was just chasing tail.
Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human? He was just chasing tail.
What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago
What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago