Indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take it out.
How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
I have a lot of guilt from things I’ve done in the past so I’m grateful Twitter allows me to focus my pent up anger on strangers.
I have a lot of guilt from things I’ve done in the past so I’m grateful Twitter allows me to focus my pent up anger on strangers.
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
I had a colonoscopy today… …it was a pain in the ass! EDIT : Deleted original post that had “coloscopy” instead of “colonoscopy”
I had a colonoscopy today… …it was a pain in the ass! EDIT : Deleted original post that had “coloscopy” instead of “colonoscopy”
Oscar Pistorious wanted to get his bathroom door replaced But his wife was dead against it
Oscar Pistorious wanted to get his bathroom door replaced But his wife was dead against it
Please retweet my son, it would mean a lot to him, apparently his mother’s love isn’t enough for him. #IfYourMomWroteYourTwitterBio
Please retweet my son, it would mean a lot to him, apparently his mother’s love isn’t enough for him. #IfYourMomWroteYourTwitterBio
What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup? Turn off their console and go to sleep.
What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup? Turn off their console and go to sleep.
My favorite yoga pose is “try to cut the toenail”
My favorite yoga pose is “try to cut the toenail”
What’s a 68? You do me, and I’ll owe you 1!!
What’s a 68? You do me, and I’ll owe you 1!!