How did the butcher introduce his wife? ‘Meet Patty!’
Best medieval joke you know. Go. “In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren’t invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented.”
Best medieval joke you know. Go. “In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren’t invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented.”
ME: I give you all my love and infection. HIM: Um. Don’t you mean love and ‘affection’? ME: … HIM: … ME: You should get tested.
ME: I give you all my love and infection. HIM: Um. Don’t you mean love and ‘affection’? ME: … HIM: … ME: You should get tested.
A new rumor has surfaced that the next iPhone will feature an all-glass exterior. Because why should just the front be cracked?
A new rumor has surfaced that the next iPhone will feature an all-glass exterior. Because why should just the front be cracked?
The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer.
The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer.
What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants? Donald Trunk.
What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants? Donald Trunk.
A tiger got his tail caught in a lawn mower… He looked at it and said, “It won’t be long now….”
A tiger got his tail caught in a lawn mower… He looked at it and said, “It won’t be long now….”
I think my girlfriend might be mad at me, so I’m going to make her a mix-tape to show her how much I care.
I think my girlfriend might be mad at me, so I’m going to make her a mix-tape to show her how much I care.
I’m not saying she’s a sl*t but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head.
I’m not saying she’s a sl*t but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head.
What do you put in an oragami gun? Paper clips.
What do you put in an oragami gun? Paper clips.