Category: Cat jokes

Deer nuts and beer nuts What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty and deer nuts are under a buck.

Q: What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money? A: You should bill Gates.

What’s red and smells like paint? Red paint

Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Running down the motor-way, A lorr-ie comes the other-way, Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Splat-Man!

So what’s the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old. *ba dum tss*

Hey gurl are you an integral? Because I’d gladly replace my x with u.

Superman: Where’s Batman? Wonder Woman: *shrugs* Firestorm: I dunno Green Lantern: … Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can’t fly again!!

Growing up on Disney movies has left me so disillusioned about small woodland creatures and their willingness to help me with my chores.

Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they’re for boating.

What cereal do impotent men eat? Nut-N Raisin Honey