How many passive aggressive people does it take to change a light bulb? Don’t bother, I’ll do it myself.
Does anyone have a good joke about essays/paper writing I can use?
Does anyone have a good joke about essays/paper writing I can use?
Nice try government. But I’m not taking you back until I know where you’ve been for the last two weeks.
Nice try government. But I’m not taking you back until I know where you’ve been for the last two weeks.
Why did the chicken cross the road? The Road done him a bad turn.
Why did the chicken cross the road? The Road done him a bad turn.
Have you ever eaten at a Native American restaurant? It’s mostly corn…but you have to make a reservation.
Have you ever eaten at a Native American restaurant? It’s mostly corn…but you have to make a reservation.
Remember those days when using “protection” meant wearing your helmet?
Remember those days when using “protection” meant wearing your helmet?
Taylor Swift seems like one of those chicks who thinks it’s cute to put her bare feet on the dashboard of a car when riding shotgun.
Taylor Swift seems like one of those chicks who thinks it’s cute to put her bare feet on the dashboard of a car when riding shotgun.
Do you have FB? No Do you have Twitter? No Instagram? No What do you have? A life. … … Can I have it? No. I need it to play Candy Crush.
Do you have FB? No Do you have Twitter? No Instagram? No What do you have? A life. … … Can I have it? No. I need it to play Candy Crush.
It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing.
It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing.
What’s white and can’t climb a tree? A refrigerator. Sorry.
What’s white and can’t climb a tree? A refrigerator. Sorry.