Please retweet my son, it would mean a lot to him, apparently his mother’s love isn’t enough for him. #IfYourMomWroteYourTwitterBio
What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup? Turn off their console and go to sleep.
What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup? Turn off their console and go to sleep.
Ladies tell me I have the body of a god Buddha
Ladies tell me I have the body of a god Buddha
I wish more religions took advantage of a vow of silence.
I wish more religions took advantage of a vow of silence.
Ugh, I just finished eating at a restuarant, and some patronizing waitress kept asking if I wanted another shaker! It was so insalting!
Ugh, I just finished eating at a restuarant, and some patronizing waitress kept asking if I wanted another shaker! It was so insalting!
Married 24 years now. All I recall about my wedding day is something about death.
Married 24 years now. All I recall about my wedding day is something about death.
Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes? Because all the good ones Argon.
Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes? Because all the good ones Argon.
Have you ever wanted to make a difference? WELL THEN GO TO A FUCKING MATH CLASS YOU FUCK
Have you ever wanted to make a difference? WELL THEN GO TO A FUCKING MATH CLASS YOU FUCK
Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box. Badum tiss.
Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box. Badum tiss.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn’t pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn’t pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.