Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they’re for boating.
What cereal do impotent men eat? Nut-N Raisin Honey
What cereal do impotent men eat? Nut-N Raisin Honey
How do you know when there is a bassist at your door? He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.
How do you know when there is a bassist at your door? He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.
What’s Darth Vader’s least favorite temperature? Luke warm. ^^im ^^sorry
What’s Darth Vader’s least favorite temperature? Luke warm. ^^im ^^sorry
Nobody really knew that grandma had dentures until…. …it came out during a conversation
Nobody really knew that grandma had dentures until…. …it came out during a conversation
So Hillary Clinton recently said half of Tump’s supporters are a “Basket of deplorables”. Next Trump will respond saying: “Half of Hillary’s supporters are deportables”
So Hillary Clinton recently said half of Tump’s supporters are a “Basket of deplorables”. Next Trump will respond saying: “Half of Hillary’s supporters are deportables”
The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We’re sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth.
The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We’re sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn’t know, it’s kind of an obscure number. Edit: I get it, this joke is just too far-fetched for you mainstreamers to understand.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn’t know, it’s kind of an obscure number. Edit: I get it, this joke is just too far-fetched for you mainstreamers to understand.
I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey.
I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey.
Why couldn’t Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president? Because he doesn’t do cardio.
Why couldn’t Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president? Because he doesn’t do cardio.