“Is it in yet???” -My ATM, mocking me.
Why was Disney’s massage parlor so successful? Everybody gets a happy ending.
Why was Disney’s massage parlor so successful? Everybody gets a happy ending.
The only thing worse than girls going after the “Bad Boy” is today’s perception of what a Bad Boy is.
The only thing worse than girls going after the “Bad Boy” is today’s perception of what a Bad Boy is.
Don’t buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!! Label reads: Guaranteed whiteness in only 14 days… 15 days later and I’m still black.
Don’t buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!! Label reads: Guaranteed whiteness in only 14 days… 15 days later and I’m still black.
What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker? In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker? In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
I’m not into bestiality but… I do like hot dogs
I’m not into bestiality but… I do like hot dogs
A ham sandwich walks into a bar… …and asks for a drink. The bartender replies, “We don’t serve food here.”
A ham sandwich walks into a bar… …and asks for a drink. The bartender replies, “We don’t serve food here.”
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows. When the light turns on they scatter.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows. When the light turns on they scatter.
Whats the hardest thing to eat about a vegetable? The wheel chair
Whats the hardest thing to eat about a vegetable? The wheel chair
We saw, we came… …and we were told to get out of the girls’ locker room.
We saw, we came… …and we were told to get out of the girls’ locker room.