So what’s the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old. *ba dum tss*
If Hooters had delivery, would they be called knockers?
If Hooters had delivery, would they be called knockers?
Growing up on Disney movies has left me so disillusioned about small woodland creatures and their willingness to help me with my chores.
Growing up on Disney movies has left me so disillusioned about small woodland creatures and their willingness to help me with my chores.
Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they’re for boating.
Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they’re for boating.
What cereal do impotent men eat? Nut-N Raisin Honey
What cereal do impotent men eat? Nut-N Raisin Honey
How does Hitler tie his shoes? One Jew at a time!
How does Hitler tie his shoes? One Jew at a time!
Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human? He was just chasing tail.
Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human? He was just chasing tail.
What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago
What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago
Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman.
Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman.
Forgot to pack tights so I’m wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady.
Forgot to pack tights so I’m wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady.