Dear spouse: When I said I needed more physical contact, I was not aiming for you to high five me whenever I walk by…
Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box. Badum tiss.
Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box. Badum tiss.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn’t pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn’t pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
I learned how to train my cat to go woof All it takes is petrol and matches. *wooooooof*
I learned how to train my cat to go woof All it takes is petrol and matches. *wooooooof*
Come here and listen close and carefully, I’m going to slowly explain what condescending means? Go ahead and take notes if needed.
Come here and listen close and carefully, I’m going to slowly explain what condescending means? Go ahead and take notes if needed.
Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian.
Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian.
what colour were Kurt Cobain’s eyes? blue one blew this way, one blew that way
what colour were Kurt Cobain’s eyes? blue one blew this way, one blew that way
A horse walk in to a bar A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sir, why the long face.”
A horse walk in to a bar A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sir, why the long face.”
guess who’s still together after all these years and all the shit between them! Your butt cheeks.
guess who’s still together after all these years and all the shit between them! Your butt cheeks.