What’s a Brazillian’s least favorite math chapter to do? 7-1
What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website…. Hyp Hyp Hooray.
What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website…. Hyp Hyp Hooray.
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, “Samsung has had this feature for years”.
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, “Samsung has had this feature for years”.
I usually like telling jokes, But I always seem to punch up the fuckline.
I usually like telling jokes, But I always seem to punch up the fuckline.
Welcome, take off your pants …and jacket.
Welcome, take off your pants …and jacket.
Dear diary, My date got really excited when I said I wanted to cook for him. Apparently Meth wasn’t what he expected. Dating is bull shit
Dear diary, My date got really excited when I said I wanted to cook for him. Apparently Meth wasn’t what he expected. Dating is bull shit
What do porn stars and prostitutes say when they wake up in the morning? Time to suck today’s dick!
What do porn stars and prostitutes say when they wake up in the morning? Time to suck today’s dick!
probably the funniest noises you could hear during a funeral would be an actual donkey bray (eeyore noise), or the sound of dial-up internet
probably the funniest noises you could hear during a funeral would be an actual donkey bray (eeyore noise), or the sound of dial-up internet
*Hamburglar returns home with bag of hamburgers* *his wife, holding a crying baby, slaps the bag out of his hands* “WE NEED MONEY, DAMMIT!”
*Hamburglar returns home with bag of hamburgers* *his wife, holding a crying baby, slaps the bag out of his hands* “WE NEED MONEY, DAMMIT!”
What is a Redditor’s favorite car brand? The Snoobaru.
What is a Redditor’s favorite car brand? The Snoobaru.