What do porn stars and prostitutes say when they wake up in the morning? Time to suck today’s dick!
probably the funniest noises you could hear during a funeral would be an actual donkey bray (eeyore noise), or the sound of dial-up internet
probably the funniest noises you could hear during a funeral would be an actual donkey bray (eeyore noise), or the sound of dial-up internet
*Hamburglar returns home with bag of hamburgers* *his wife, holding a crying baby, slaps the bag out of his hands* “WE NEED MONEY, DAMMIT!”
*Hamburglar returns home with bag of hamburgers* *his wife, holding a crying baby, slaps the bag out of his hands* “WE NEED MONEY, DAMMIT!”
What is a Redditor’s favorite car brand? The Snoobaru.
What is a Redditor’s favorite car brand? The Snoobaru.
I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page No pun in ten did
I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page No pun in ten did
If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra.
If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra.
Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day.
Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day.
When my Great Grandmother was a kid she asked her dad for a ring with a cat on it. Her father replied with stick your finger up the cats ass.
When my Great Grandmother was a kid she asked her dad for a ring with a cat on it. Her father replied with stick your finger up the cats ass.
Why is there no windows 9? Obviously 789 I would be surprised if you said something else.
Why is there no windows 9? Obviously 789 I would be surprised if you said something else.
probably my biggest regret is not having gone to high school in an 80s movie.
probably my biggest regret is not having gone to high school in an 80s movie.