What do you call a lad that put on his glasses? Seymour.
Why did simba’s father die in a stampede??? Because he couldn’t mufasa!!!
Why did simba’s father die in a stampede??? Because he couldn’t mufasa!!!
What’s the difference between a rock and a dead baby? You can’t fuck a rock …
What’s the difference between a rock and a dead baby? You can’t fuck a rock …
math and sex math is like sex you add the people, subtract the clothes, you divide and hope you don’t multiply.
math and sex math is like sex you add the people, subtract the clothes, you divide and hope you don’t multiply.
Why did the man eat all of the bananas? Because they were appealing.
Why did the man eat all of the bananas? Because they were appealing.
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common “enemy”.
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common “enemy”.
What did they call that ancient philosopher from China who quoted a lot about a woman’s pussy? cuntfucius
What did they call that ancient philosopher from China who quoted a lot about a woman’s pussy? cuntfucius
The only thing scarier than getting a call from an unknown number, is when that number doesn’t leave a voicemail.
The only thing scarier than getting a call from an unknown number, is when that number doesn’t leave a voicemail.
Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.
Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.
President Chafee
President Chafee