It’s uncomfortable when the neighbor’s kids look like you.
My Australian friend hit a sheep in his car the other day… …I told him it doesn’t matter where it happens, domestic violence is not okay.
My Australian friend hit a sheep in his car the other day… …I told him it doesn’t matter where it happens, domestic violence is not okay.
My ex wife asked me to check on her house while she was on vacation…. Google Earth says everything is just fine.
My ex wife asked me to check on her house while she was on vacation…. Google Earth says everything is just fine.
Fucking in lifts is wrong on so many levels
Fucking in lifts is wrong on so many levels
For all those men who say”Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
For all those men who say”Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Did you hear about the circus fire?.. People said it was intense..
Did you hear about the circus fire?.. People said it was intense..
Accidentally got in the 10 items or less line with 11 items again, so I made two separate transactions so I wouldn’t piss anyone off.
Accidentally got in the 10 items or less line with 11 items again, so I made two separate transactions so I wouldn’t piss anyone off.
Who called it a one night stand and not a humpty dumpty?
Who called it a one night stand and not a humpty dumpty?
What do a bunch of celebrity nudes have in common with a stiff breeze? They both can cause reddit’s servers to crash.
What do a bunch of celebrity nudes have in common with a stiff breeze? They both can cause reddit’s servers to crash.
There is a new car fragrance designed to look like the Joker… The fragrance? Tears of a clown.
There is a new car fragrance designed to look like the Joker… The fragrance? Tears of a clown.