Fucking in lifts is wrong on so many levels
For all those men who say”Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
For all those men who say”Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Did you hear about the circus fire?.. People said it was intense..
Did you hear about the circus fire?.. People said it was intense..
Accidentally got in the 10 items or less line with 11 items again, so I made two separate transactions so I wouldn’t piss anyone off.
Accidentally got in the 10 items or less line with 11 items again, so I made two separate transactions so I wouldn’t piss anyone off.
How do you start a hedgehog race? Say “GAH”.
How do you start a hedgehog race? Say “GAH”.
What would santa be if he was a farmer? A jolly rancher.
What would santa be if he was a farmer? A jolly rancher.
Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?
Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
All my life I’ve wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.
All my life I’ve wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.
It’s so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.
It’s so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.