Why couldn’t the anarchist draw a straight line? He didn’t have a ruler!
Money is really tight this year… My family has decided that we are going to exchange glances for Christmas.
Money is really tight this year… My family has decided that we are going to exchange glances for Christmas.
What do women and Spotify ads have in common? They’re both annoying and want your money.
What do women and Spotify ads have in common? They’re both annoying and want your money.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi
Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi
A recent survey shows… A recent survey shows that nine out of ten people masturbate in the shower. Do you know what the tenth does? No? I guess you’re one of the nine then.
A recent survey shows… A recent survey shows that nine out of ten people masturbate in the shower. Do you know what the tenth does? No? I guess you’re one of the nine then.
When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say “You hit like a bit$h.”
When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say “You hit like a bit$h.”
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !
What do you call a group of transsexual surfers? The radical left.
What do you call a group of transsexual surfers? The radical left.
I Nominate Lou Gehrig.
I Nominate Lou Gehrig.
A man only buys water from a dancer. His son notices this and after a while he asks him, “Why do you only buy water from that dancer?” “Because,” the father said with a grin, “I enjoy *tap* water!”
A man only buys water from a dancer. His son notices this and after a while he asks him, “Why do you only buy water from that dancer?” “Because,” the father said with a grin, “I enjoy *tap* water!”