People who are constipated are such activists. They’re seriously always trying to start a movement…
You know who’d make a good hobbit? Elijah would.
You know who’d make a good hobbit? Elijah would.
What does the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look Grandpa, no hands!
What does the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look Grandpa, no hands!
Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
What did Sloth say when he found gold? AU GUYS!!!
What did Sloth say when he found gold? AU GUYS!!!
My To Do List: 1. Buy a flat screen TV. 2. Hang it on a wall. 3. Put a tub of boiling water under the TV 4. Watch “The Ring” and see tht bitch fall when she crawls outta my TV.
My To Do List: 1. Buy a flat screen TV. 2. Hang it on a wall. 3. Put a tub of boiling water under the TV 4. Watch “The Ring” and see tht bitch fall when she crawls outta my TV.
How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Attractive.
How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Attractive.
I refuse to be an organ donor. Mainly because I’d like to be a fully-functional zombie if I rise for the apocalypse.
I refuse to be an organ donor. Mainly because I’d like to be a fully-functional zombie if I rise for the apocalypse.
How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Obviously.
How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Obviously.
My Catholic grandmother told me I had to give something up for lent. I told her I’d give up lent.
My Catholic grandmother told me I had to give something up for lent. I told her I’d give up lent.