My tongue was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records until the damn librarian kicked me out.
If Jesus loves me how come he’s never liked a single one of my instagram selfies
If Jesus loves me how come he’s never liked a single one of my instagram selfies
A naked man brushed his teeth next to me as I washed my hands. This is why I don’t go to the gym often.
A naked man brushed his teeth next to me as I washed my hands. This is why I don’t go to the gym often.
How do you cure a basic bitch? Give her some acid.
How do you cure a basic bitch? Give her some acid.
If they put a woman on the cover of th $20 bill… Would it change its value to $15.60?
If they put a woman on the cover of th $20 bill… Would it change its value to $15.60?
I like my coffe like I like my slaves Free.
I like my coffe like I like my slaves Free.
Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system? Because he found mercury in it.
Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system? Because he found mercury in it.
The older I get, the more sympathize with Squidward’s anger.
The older I get, the more sympathize with Squidward’s anger.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints!
What do 8 hobbits make? A hobbyte.
What do 8 hobbits make? A hobbyte.