Today, I’m going to open up the time capsule I made when I was a kid… I can’t wait to see how big my puppy is now!!!!
Did you see the President of Russia doing magic tricks outside? He was really Putin on a show
Did you see the President of Russia doing magic tricks outside? He was really Putin on a show
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
It’s colder than…
It’s colder than…
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. P.S.: Sorry if repost
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. P.S.: Sorry if repost
Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan
Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan
I hadn’t heard any news about George Michael for nearly a year… And then Wham! Last Christmas.
I hadn’t heard any news about George Michael for nearly a year… And then Wham! Last Christmas.
Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant. The coathanger still got him in the end.
Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant. The coathanger still got him in the end.
My grandmother said she would give birth to my mother when the time machine was invented. Apparently she lied.
My grandmother said she would give birth to my mother when the time machine was invented. Apparently she lied.
No point I’ll go straight to the point, this all sentence is pointless
No point I’ll go straight to the point, this all sentence is pointless