My friend told me I’m delusional. I almost fell of my rhino…
Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know.
Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know.
What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist? “We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners.” This is a joke take it that way
What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist? “We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners.” This is a joke take it that way
Two fish swim into a wall One looks at the other and says *”Dam!”* #oldbutgold
Two fish swim into a wall One looks at the other and says *”Dam!”* #oldbutgold
My wife and I got into an argument she said ‘you should treat me like I’m the last woman on earth’ I said- what, lock you down in the basement and let men cum on your face for a million dollars?
My wife and I got into an argument she said ‘you should treat me like I’m the last woman on earth’ I said- what, lock you down in the basement and let men cum on your face for a million dollars?
What’s the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? Your mom can’t take a joke.
What’s the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? Your mom can’t take a joke.
What kind of hair do oceans have? …Wavy hair.
What kind of hair do oceans have? …Wavy hair.
What kind of rice puts you to sleep? Ray Rice
What kind of rice puts you to sleep? Ray Rice
What is 007’s fetish? Bondage…
What is 007’s fetish? Bondage…
Why does O.J. Simpson claim that he’s not a murderer? He’s an ex-murderer.
Why does O.J. Simpson claim that he’s not a murderer? He’s an ex-murderer.