I like my coffe like I like my slaves Free.
Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system? Because he found mercury in it.
Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system? Because he found mercury in it.
The older I get, the more sympathize with Squidward’s anger.
The older I get, the more sympathize with Squidward’s anger.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints!
What do 8 hobbits make? A hobbyte.
What do 8 hobbits make? A hobbyte.
Donald Trump has all the materials he needs to build that wall When he was elected millions of Democrats shit a brick
Donald Trump has all the materials he needs to build that wall When he was elected millions of Democrats shit a brick
son: I don’t think he likes me wife: your dad just has a hard time showing affection me: [holding bag of doritos] GOD I LOVE DORITOS
son: I don’t think he likes me wife: your dad just has a hard time showing affection me: [holding bag of doritos] GOD I LOVE DORITOS
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?” said my late wife.
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?” said my late wife.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? “Close that damn door! Can’t you see I’m dressing??”
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? “Close that damn door! Can’t you see I’m dressing??”
If I heard the person in charge of autocorrect on iPhones was that kid who fainted during the 2004 National Spelling Bee, I’d believe it.
If I heard the person in charge of autocorrect on iPhones was that kid who fainted during the 2004 National Spelling Bee, I’d believe it.