I think I’m gonna make a bracelet that supports getting rid of bracelets that support stuff.
Doctor: Ted, you’re dying, Patient: My name’s not Ted. Doctor (checking clipboard): Linda, you’re pregnant.
Doctor: Ted, you’re dying, Patient: My name’s not Ted. Doctor (checking clipboard): Linda, you’re pregnant.
What do you get if you cross Michael J Fox with a dildo? A vibrator.
What do you get if you cross Michael J Fox with a dildo? A vibrator.
I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to.
I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to.
Deer Two deer were frolicking in a field and then a wolf came by. One of the deer said to the wolf, “Are you here to kill us, Mr. Wolf?” And the wolf said, “No, for you are both dear unto me.”
Deer Two deer were frolicking in a field and then a wolf came by. One of the deer said to the wolf, “Are you here to kill us, Mr. Wolf?” And the wolf said, “No, for you are both dear unto me.”
I Bet If The Moon Found Out What It Means To Moon Somebody It Would Feel Bummed.
I Bet If The Moon Found Out What It Means To Moon Somebody It Would Feel Bummed.
As a baby I took my son Caden to the park. Other kids there were Aiden Jayden Brayden & Ben. The parents that named Ben should get an award.
As a baby I took my son Caden to the park. Other kids there were Aiden Jayden Brayden & Ben. The parents that named Ben should get an award.
A guy asks imam at a mosque Guy: What’s the Wi-Fi password? Imam: allahis12345
A guy asks imam at a mosque Guy: What’s the Wi-Fi password? Imam: allahis12345
What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty
What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty
Every Dildo sold in North Korea. Is a Kim Jong IL Do.
Every Dildo sold in North Korea. Is a Kim Jong IL Do.