All my life I’ve wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.
It’s so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.
It’s so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.
During a job interview yestarday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly “Nervous?” asked the interviewer, I simply replied “No I always give 110%”
During a job interview yestarday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly “Nervous?” asked the interviewer, I simply replied “No I always give 110%”
My friend told me I’m delusional. I almost fell of my rhino…
My friend told me I’m delusional. I almost fell of my rhino…
Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know.
Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know.
What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist? “We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners.” This is a joke take it that way
What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist? “We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners.” This is a joke take it that way
Two fish swim into a wall One looks at the other and says *”Dam!”* #oldbutgold
Two fish swim into a wall One looks at the other and says *”Dam!”* #oldbutgold
My wife and I got into an argument she said ‘you should treat me like I’m the last woman on earth’ I said- what, lock you down in the basement and let men cum on your face for a million dollars?
My wife and I got into an argument she said ‘you should treat me like I’m the last woman on earth’ I said- what, lock you down in the basement and let men cum on your face for a million dollars?
What’s the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? Your mom can’t take a joke.
What’s the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? Your mom can’t take a joke.
What kind of hair do oceans have? …Wavy hair.
What kind of hair do oceans have? …Wavy hair.