What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty
Every Dildo sold in North Korea. Is a Kim Jong IL Do.
Every Dildo sold in North Korea. Is a Kim Jong IL Do.
Did you know your amazing human body actually drink lava!?! Only once though…..
Did you know your amazing human body actually drink lava!?! Only once though…..
When done right parallel parking is a beautiful thing to watch.
When done right parallel parking is a beautiful thing to watch.
Natural Rights – opposite of natural lefts
Natural Rights – opposite of natural lefts
How does a Mexican cut their pizza? Little Caesars
How does a Mexican cut their pizza? Little Caesars
My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying.
My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying.
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish says to the other, “I don’t know how to drive this thing”.
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish says to the other, “I don’t know how to drive this thing”.
What is a jewish golfer’s favorite vegetable? A parsnip.
What is a jewish golfer’s favorite vegetable? A parsnip.
CarefulWhere’s your shoesPlease stop cryingMaybe eat somethingYou dropped the bottle- things you say to babies & drunks.
CarefulWhere’s your shoesPlease stop cryingMaybe eat somethingYou dropped the bottle- things you say to babies & drunks.