I once went to Africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10….. …on the BMI scale
I think my coffee pot is an alcoholic It gets drunk at least once a day even when no one else is around
I think my coffee pot is an alcoholic It gets drunk at least once a day even when no one else is around
Auctioneers are proof white guys could rap if they tried hard enough.
Auctioneers are proof white guys could rap if they tried hard enough.
I wonder how deep North Korean influence runs in america. Anyone could be a sleeper asian
I wonder how deep North Korean influence runs in america. Anyone could be a sleeper asian
President, first day on the job: *pushing a button* Janet can you- [two nuclear missiles launch towards Moscow] That wasn’t the intercom.
President, first day on the job: *pushing a button* Janet can you- [two nuclear missiles launch towards Moscow] That wasn’t the intercom.
I am 24 seconds older than my twin brother… … whenever I come out of the toilet I start a sentence with “When I was your age….” then proceed telling him the details of my majestic creation.
I am 24 seconds older than my twin brother… … whenever I come out of the toilet I start a sentence with “When I was your age….” then proceed telling him the details of my majestic creation.
It’s so hot outside! I’m sweating like Jessica Simpson in a spelling bee!
It’s so hot outside! I’m sweating like Jessica Simpson in a spelling bee!
Follow your dream, then Unfollow it if it doesn’t Follow you back within 48 hours.
Follow your dream, then Unfollow it if it doesn’t Follow you back within 48 hours.
My enthusiasm knows bounds.
My enthusiasm knows bounds.
Did you hear the one about the two deaf guys? What?
Did you hear the one about the two deaf guys? What?