I have sensitive teeth….. And I’m afraid I’ll say something to hurt their fillings.
I’ll do almost anything to lose weight. But exercising and eating properly is where I draw the line.
I’ll do almost anything to lose weight. But exercising and eating properly is where I draw the line.
How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti.
How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti.
The Hitman A hitman walks out of a bar, and into the elevator of a nearby apartment building. He takes it to the floor that his next “victim” lives on. He was hired to kill a Reddito
The Hitman A hitman walks out of a bar, and into the elevator of a nearby apartment building. He takes it to the floor that his next “victim” lives on. He was hired to kill a Reddito
What made Gandalf spend most of his time in the Shire at brothels? Love of the Halflings’ queef.
What made Gandalf spend most of his time in the Shire at brothels? Love of the Halflings’ queef.
GOLFER: what r u thinkin ME (caddying): honestly sometimes i wake up & am mad that im not dead GOLFER: jesus. i meant what club should i use
GOLFER: what r u thinkin ME (caddying): honestly sometimes i wake up & am mad that im not dead GOLFER: jesus. i meant what club should i use
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in them.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in them.
If Trump gets elected this November I’m going to jack off Because I might as well cum if I’m getting fucked.
If Trump gets elected this November I’m going to jack off Because I might as well cum if I’m getting fucked.
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
You know, I haven’t always been liberal You would see I’m a big fan of 80’s Bush, if you check my search history.
You know, I haven’t always been liberal You would see I’m a big fan of 80’s Bush, if you check my search history.