What’s a martini’s favorite garnish? Olive ’em!
Whats the difference between a Polish woman and a hockey goalkeeper?? A hockey goalie changes his pads after 3 periods
Whats the difference between a Polish woman and a hockey goalkeeper?? A hockey goalie changes his pads after 3 periods
Barber pointed out my new gray hairs and said I looked refined. I hope someone tells him the key marks on his car looks like racing stripes.
Barber pointed out my new gray hairs and said I looked refined. I hope someone tells him the key marks on his car looks like racing stripes.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb ? Apparently not four as my basement is still dark
How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb ? Apparently not four as my basement is still dark
What do you call a hot day in Canada? A Nova Scorcha!
What do you call a hot day in Canada? A Nova Scorcha!
What’s ISIS’s favorite Country Band? Allahbama
What’s ISIS’s favorite Country Band? Allahbama
How do you torture Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
How do you torture Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope”,said Jose age 6.
The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope”,said Jose age 6.
I always wear a helmet during intercourse cause I’m a firm believer in safe sex. Doesn’t help much against the STD’s but it sure is effective against the pepper-spray.
I always wear a helmet during intercourse cause I’m a firm believer in safe sex. Doesn’t help much against the STD’s but it sure is effective against the pepper-spray.
Honey, your skirt is so short that your STD is showing.
Honey, your skirt is so short that your STD is showing.