A man who forgets his wife’s birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.
What’s the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
What’s the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
What do you call it when you poop a little bit in your pants by accident? A shituation.
What do you call it when you poop a little bit in your pants by accident? A shituation.
What do Engineers use as birth control? Their Personality.
What do Engineers use as birth control? Their Personality.
What’s wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium? It’s CoRnY
What’s wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium? It’s CoRnY
Oh Subway You got busted lying about how big it is, no worries we’ve been doing that for years. Sincerely; Guys
Oh Subway You got busted lying about how big it is, no worries we’ve been doing that for years. Sincerely; Guys
What did Father Buffalo say to Child Buffalo as he left for school? Bison.
What did Father Buffalo say to Child Buffalo as he left for school? Bison.
My girlfriend told me she wanted a ring. So I said “Bitch, take your phone off silent!”
My girlfriend told me she wanted a ring. So I said “Bitch, take your phone off silent!”
Q: What did the leopard say when it ate the man? A: That hit the spot.
Q: What did the leopard say when it ate the man? A: That hit the spot.
Nothing like an old high school crush finding you & friending you on Facebook because he needs cows or some shit for Farmville.
Nothing like an old high school crush finding you & friending you on Facebook because he needs cows or some shit for Farmville.