What do you call a Viking pop band with a big gay following? The Pillage People.
Worlds shortest horror story The last man on earth sat alone in a room…… there was a knock on the door…
Worlds shortest horror story The last man on earth sat alone in a room…… there was a knock on the door…
In every teen body-swap film there’s that moment where they look in the mirror & are shocked to see an adult. That’s my morning routine now.
In every teen body-swap film there’s that moment where they look in the mirror & are shocked to see an adult. That’s my morning routine now.
I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!
I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!
Why did the dictator’s plane crash? It was stallin’
Why did the dictator’s plane crash? It was stallin’
Fighter plane escorts a passenger jet in to Manchester airport as the pilot reported a suspicious item on board. The United team bringing back a trophy this season.
Fighter plane escorts a passenger jet in to Manchester airport as the pilot reported a suspicious item on board. The United team bringing back a trophy this season.
Break ups are the worst in China You see her face everywhere
Break ups are the worst in China You see her face everywhere
An upvote is like a minute of sex. I’d like 1000, but I can only muster 5.
An upvote is like a minute of sex. I’d like 1000, but I can only muster 5.
I won’t undo a retweet in case someone finds it offensive. I just knit them onto pillows and give them as Christmas gifts.
I won’t undo a retweet in case someone finds it offensive. I just knit them onto pillows and give them as Christmas gifts.
So two cannibals are eating dinner… The first turns to the second man and says “Wow, your wife sure does make a great roast!” The second replied “I know, I’m really gonna miss her.”
So two cannibals are eating dinner… The first turns to the second man and says “Wow, your wife sure does make a great roast!” The second replied “I know, I’m really gonna miss her.”