What do you call a funny baked good? a pun
I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either
I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either
I remember when you had to subscribe to Reader’s Digest to read jokes this bad.
I remember when you had to subscribe to Reader’s Digest to read jokes this bad.
What can’t you spell without the letters p-e-n-i-s? Happiness… you dirty bastards
What can’t you spell without the letters p-e-n-i-s? Happiness… you dirty bastards
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one… …he’s never gonna give you *Up.*
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one… …he’s never gonna give you *Up.*
If it wasn’t for the 140 character limit, I’d be on Chapter 27 of my first tweet right now.
If it wasn’t for the 140 character limit, I’d be on Chapter 27 of my first tweet right now.
Unscramble these words Unscramble these words ! 1) PENSI 2) HITLRE 3) NIGGRE 4) BUTTSXE DO YOU GET SPINE,LITHER,GINGER AND SUBTEXT ?
Unscramble these words Unscramble these words ! 1) PENSI 2) HITLRE 3) NIGGRE 4) BUTTSXE DO YOU GET SPINE,LITHER,GINGER AND SUBTEXT ?
stared at the sun to long trying to get my transition lenses to change but forgot I dont wear glasses. major headach now
stared at the sun to long trying to get my transition lenses to change but forgot I dont wear glasses. major headach now
Who was the roundest member of Sir Arthurs round table? Sir Cumference. He at too much Pi. He ate approximately 3.142 slices
Who was the roundest member of Sir Arthurs round table? Sir Cumference. He at too much Pi. He ate approximately 3.142 slices