What made Gandalf spend most of his time in the Shire at brothels? Love of the Halflings’ queef.
GOLFER: what r u thinkin ME (caddying): honestly sometimes i wake up & am mad that im not dead GOLFER: jesus. i meant what club should i use
GOLFER: what r u thinkin ME (caddying): honestly sometimes i wake up & am mad that im not dead GOLFER: jesus. i meant what club should i use
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in them.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in them.
If Trump gets elected this November I’m going to jack off Because I might as well cum if I’m getting fucked.
If Trump gets elected this November I’m going to jack off Because I might as well cum if I’m getting fucked.
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
You know, I haven’t always been liberal You would see I’m a big fan of 80’s Bush, if you check my search history.
You know, I haven’t always been liberal You would see I’m a big fan of 80’s Bush, if you check my search history.
How many male chauvinist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the wife can cook fine in the dark
How many male chauvinist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the wife can cook fine in the dark
What do you call a weak cup of tea? Subtlety.
What do you call a weak cup of tea? Subtlety.
When an unattractive woman in a bar asks me my sign I tell her “Stop.”
When an unattractive woman in a bar asks me my sign I tell her “Stop.”
I like how Band-Aids come in 2 varieties: Stays on For a Second Before Falling Off or Needs WD-40 For Removal From Skin.
I like how Band-Aids come in 2 varieties: Stays on For a Second Before Falling Off or Needs WD-40 For Removal From Skin.