The last time I had sex, there was a dinosaur in the cave with us.
What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? “Oh my God, that’s a lot of current!”
What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? “Oh my God, that’s a lot of current!”
Kids today will never know what it’s like to have a 3rd grade teacher who teaches every subject and even serves as dentist on fluoride day.
Kids today will never know what it’s like to have a 3rd grade teacher who teaches every subject and even serves as dentist on fluoride day.
Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom… … they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars.
Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom… … they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars.
Her: “Is that you in your avi?” Me: “No, it’s a picture of me.”
Her: “Is that you in your avi?” Me: “No, it’s a picture of me.”
Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!
Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!
I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I’m going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I’m going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet
EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet
Did you hear about the doctor who killed anyone over 15 stone? He was a mass murderer.
Did you hear about the doctor who killed anyone over 15 stone? He was a mass murderer.