At the gym I wear shirts that state “If you are not into Anal, DON’T WASTE MY TIME!!!” I realized how gay that was….after bunch of guys were flocking to me
Young riders pick a destination and go… Old riders pick a direction and go.
Young riders pick a destination and go… Old riders pick a direction and go.
What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
The cheese grader saw me walk in the house with a bag of shredded cheddar and shit got real awkward.
The cheese grader saw me walk in the house with a bag of shredded cheddar and shit got real awkward.
My favorite palindromes I’ve come across are tit and boob.
My favorite palindromes I’ve come across are tit and boob.
The last time I had sex, there was a dinosaur in the cave with us.
The last time I had sex, there was a dinosaur in the cave with us.
What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? “Oh my God, that’s a lot of current!”
What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? “Oh my God, that’s a lot of current!”
Kids today will never know what it’s like to have a 3rd grade teacher who teaches every subject and even serves as dentist on fluoride day.
Kids today will never know what it’s like to have a 3rd grade teacher who teaches every subject and even serves as dentist on fluoride day.
Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom… … they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars.
Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom… … they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars.
Her: “Is that you in your avi?” Me: “No, it’s a picture of me.”
Her: “Is that you in your avi?” Me: “No, it’s a picture of me.”