I was at the park today by the playground. A mother asked me which kid was mine. “I haven’t decided yet.”.
no the princiPAL is not my PAL he’s an ass wipe who called my mom and told her to buy me a bra because my big smelly tits upset him
no the princiPAL is not my PAL he’s an ass wipe who called my mom and told her to buy me a bra because my big smelly tits upset him
I screwed one of my fans. Safe to say it blew me all night.
I screwed one of my fans. Safe to say it blew me all night.
I was recently employed as a sewage worker It’s a shit job.
I was recently employed as a sewage worker It’s a shit job.
Have you ever wondered what would happen… if a virgin rooster layed a fertilized egg at the top of an infinite staircase?
Have you ever wondered what would happen… if a virgin rooster layed a fertilized egg at the top of an infinite staircase?
It was definitely Adam and Steve – what kind of straight man hangs out in a garden??
It was definitely Adam and Steve – what kind of straight man hangs out in a garden??
If you’re havin AutoCorrect problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 parabolas bit s butch Saint omg.
If you’re havin AutoCorrect problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 parabolas bit s butch Saint omg.
Yesterday I told this joke about a worm being eaten early in the morning The birds loved it.
Yesterday I told this joke about a worm being eaten early in the morning The birds loved it.
If twenty dogs run after one cat what time is it? Twenty after one.
If twenty dogs run after one cat what time is it? Twenty after one.
Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.