Category: Bird jokes

I have a love/hate relationship with mood swings.

My wife said she’ll leave me if I don’t overcome my poker addiction but I think she’s bluffing

What’s the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna? You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna (What about the glue?) I knew you’d get stuck on that

A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.

A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes. Genie: What is your first wish? Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? *Dead pan face*, I don’t cry when I cut up hookers.

What do you call a nosey pepper? jalapeno business

My dad always said there was nothing wrong with black people He believed everybody should own one

A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away

I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either