What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
The cheese grader saw me walk in the house with a bag of shredded cheddar and shit got real awkward.
The cheese grader saw me walk in the house with a bag of shredded cheddar and shit got real awkward.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? You will find out when the light comes on.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? You will find out when the light comes on.
Why do clumsy people get married? They fall in love.
Why do clumsy people get married? They fall in love.
AA Milne: Ok rabbit, we’ll call you Rabbit. Piglet, you can be Piglet Bear: Wow, real original AAM: [scribbles out Bear and writes Pooh]
AA Milne: Ok rabbit, we’ll call you Rabbit. Piglet, you can be Piglet Bear: Wow, real original AAM: [scribbles out Bear and writes Pooh]
I told him I like a big vocabulary and now he won’t stop using 72pt font.
I told him I like a big vocabulary and now he won’t stop using 72pt font.
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet
EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet
Did you hear about the doctor who killed anyone over 15 stone? He was a mass murderer.
Did you hear about the doctor who killed anyone over 15 stone? He was a mass murderer.
What do you call a group of men in a flying car having unsatisfying sexual intercourse with a single woman because they feel sorry for her? A shitty pity gangbang.
What do you call a group of men in a flying car having unsatisfying sexual intercourse with a single woman because they feel sorry for her? A shitty pity gangbang.