A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar Then Into a Table, Then Into A Bar Stool…….
What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is ‘well done’ and Chief Justice Warren Burger has ‘done well’!
What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is ‘well done’ and Chief Justice Warren Burger has ‘done well’!
DOC: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are? ME: Can’t say I do DOC: That’s one of the symptoms, yes.
DOC: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are? ME: Can’t say I do DOC: That’s one of the symptoms, yes.
He is so dumb he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!
He is so dumb he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!
Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte
Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte
If the wife uses dual sim phone, save both numbers under one name : “Wife” Never save them as “Wife1” and “Wife2” ~ A husband from hospital
If the wife uses dual sim phone, save both numbers under one name : “Wife” Never save them as “Wife1” and “Wife2” ~ A husband from hospital
Just realized why women love shoes over clothing, because no matter how much weight they gain, the shoes still fit.
Just realized why women love shoes over clothing, because no matter how much weight they gain, the shoes still fit.
Science joke An ion walks into a bar, “Just you tonight, sir?” “No, I’m waiting on one more.”
Science joke An ion walks into a bar, “Just you tonight, sir?” “No, I’m waiting on one more.”
I’m afraid my pet’s going to die soon – he’s already 14,000,000 in rock-years
I’m afraid my pet’s going to die soon – he’s already 14,000,000 in rock-years
How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted? Tigers have stripes.
How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted? Tigers have stripes.