Best joke ever I used to cry when my dad cut up onions Onions was a good dog
TIL %90 of statistics are made up. The other %10 comes after you make a title.
TIL %90 of statistics are made up. The other %10 comes after you make a title.
One-One was a race horse, Two-Two was one too One-One won one race and Two-Two’s leg was broken and he had to get euthanized.
One-One was a race horse, Two-Two was one too One-One won one race and Two-Two’s leg was broken and he had to get euthanized.
What’s the difference between acne and a child molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face.
What’s the difference between acne and a child molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
I once fell in love with an encyclopedia. I was completely in-fact-uated.
I once fell in love with an encyclopedia. I was completely in-fact-uated.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Borg ! Borg who ? Borg standard !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Borg ! Borg who ? Borg standard !
Riddle: What has wings but can’t fly, legs but can’t walk, and a mouth but can’t speak? A dead bird
Riddle: What has wings but can’t fly, legs but can’t walk, and a mouth but can’t speak? A dead bird
She has the body of a goddess and the face to defend it.
She has the body of a goddess and the face to defend it.
polish priest sacked by the Vatican…… Well that’s really taken the shine off the pope :)
polish priest sacked by the Vatican…… Well that’s really taken the shine off the pope 🙂