Why do clumsy people get married? They fall in love.
AA Milne: Ok rabbit, we’ll call you Rabbit. Piglet, you can be Piglet Bear: Wow, real original AAM: [scribbles out Bear and writes Pooh]
AA Milne: Ok rabbit, we’ll call you Rabbit. Piglet, you can be Piglet Bear: Wow, real original AAM: [scribbles out Bear and writes Pooh]
I told him I like a big vocabulary and now he won’t stop using 72pt font.
I told him I like a big vocabulary and now he won’t stop using 72pt font.
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet
EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet
Did you hear about the doctor who killed anyone over 15 stone? He was a mass murderer.
Did you hear about the doctor who killed anyone over 15 stone? He was a mass murderer.
What do you call a group of men in a flying car having unsatisfying sexual intercourse with a single woman because they feel sorry for her? A shitty pity gangbang.
What do you call a group of men in a flying car having unsatisfying sexual intercourse with a single woman because they feel sorry for her? A shitty pity gangbang.
My wife has really dry skin so I asked my doctor what I could do about it. He said, “Give her a milk bath.” I said, “Pasteurized?” The doctor replied, “No, just up to her knees will do.”
My wife has really dry skin so I asked my doctor what I could do about it. He said, “Give her a milk bath.” I said, “Pasteurized?” The doctor replied, “No, just up to her knees will do.”
Google Assistant gave me that one What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener
Google Assistant gave me that one What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener
My memory is warped and skips often You could call it phonographic
My memory is warped and skips often You could call it phonographic