Drug companies are like high school boyfriends They’re much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they get in there. – Credit to John Oliver
“Why?”- existential owl
“Why?”- existential owl
What’s the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties.
What’s the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties.
Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It’s a really good hiding spot isn’t it…..
Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It’s a really good hiding spot isn’t it…..
What is the hungriest mineral that exists? Apatite
What is the hungriest mineral that exists? Apatite
u have been sentenced to 99 years in a maximum security prison for taking bites out of a string cheese instead of havin fun and peeling it
u have been sentenced to 99 years in a maximum security prison for taking bites out of a string cheese instead of havin fun and peeling it
What’s the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it’s still good.
What’s the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it’s still good.
What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
The cheese grader saw me walk in the house with a bag of shredded cheddar and shit got real awkward.
The cheese grader saw me walk in the house with a bag of shredded cheddar and shit got real awkward.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? You will find out when the light comes on.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? You will find out when the light comes on.