Did you hear about the French guy who died after eating in a fish restaurant? It must have been food poissoning.
Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu.
Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu.
What is Hitler’s IP address? holocalhost
What is Hitler’s IP address? holocalhost
I should really stop writing “lol” after “exercise” on my to do lists.
I should really stop writing “lol” after “exercise” on my to do lists.
Did you hear about the writer that became a tailor? He had to make an Ernest living, the Hemingway.
Did you hear about the writer that became a tailor? He had to make an Ernest living, the Hemingway.
I don’t care who dies in the movie but it better not be the dog.
I don’t care who dies in the movie but it better not be the dog.
Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don’t make any cents.
Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don’t make any cents.
Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny’s desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence “the desk”.
Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny’s desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence “the desk”.
“Can you turn down the radio? I have a phone call that’s going to last the entire car ride.” – The worst people alive
“Can you turn down the radio? I have a phone call that’s going to last the entire car ride.” – The worst people alive
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t