Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !
So I had to put German food in a container one time… It was a real wurst case scenario
So I had to put German food in a container one time… It was a real wurst case scenario
What do you call a nosey pepper? jalapeno business
What do you call a nosey pepper? jalapeno business
My dad always said there was nothing wrong with black people He believed everybody should own one
My dad always said there was nothing wrong with black people He believed everybody should own one
A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away
A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away
I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either
I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either
All the Kardashian girls sound like they’ve just been lobotomized and can only remember the words “I just feel like…”
All the Kardashian girls sound like they’ve just been lobotomized and can only remember the words “I just feel like…”
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year!
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year!
Guys, I ran the numbers, and each 1000 Twitter followers adds about as much actual value and happiness to your life as a taco.
Guys, I ran the numbers, and each 1000 Twitter followers adds about as much actual value and happiness to your life as a taco.
ISIS is stuck between Iraq and a hard place.
ISIS is stuck between Iraq and a hard place.